Tough Travelling“Tough Traveling” is a weekly Thursday feature created by Nathan at Review Barn where participants make a new list each week based on The Tough Guide to Fantasyland by Diana Wynne Jones. This hilarious little book cheerfully pokes fun at the most prevalent tropes in fantasy. All are welcome to take part, and there is a link up over at his site. Join in any time!

This week’s trope is WITCHES:

Witches are special and probably at least the equal of WIZARDS.

You guys…if you don’t know how I feel about witches by now, then you’ve not been paying close enough attention. A little hocus pocus, a little chemistry, and a whole lotta woman power. Hell yes!

download (2)The Weird Sisters/The Three Witches – Macbeth by William Shakespeare

It’s my boy Will!! Say what you will about Shakespeare, but damn could the man breathe originality into a trope. This trio of witches are dark prophets who envision the downfall of Macbeth. With their intentionally ambiguous speeches, creepy appearances, and filthy activities, these ladies are classic evil witches. The famous phrase “Double, double toil and trouble” comes from the Weird Sisters and indicated their desire to cause chaos and strife for everyone around them.

Dealing with DragonsMorwen – The Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede

Friend to dragons and spunky princesses turned librarian chefs, Morwen resides in a magical cottage in the Enchanted Forest. If you’ve got a question about magic, she’s got an answer for you – as long as you’ll stay for a cup of tea first. Morwen may be endearingly kooky but she’s also powerful; if she doesn’t smite you with her magic, she’ll sick one of her billion cats on you!

A Breath of FrostEmma Lovegrove – A Breath of Frost by Alyxandra Harvey

Emma Lovegrove is a trope within a trope (I still love her): a witch who doesn’t know it, because apparently those in charge are dirty secret keepers who can’t figure out that withholding the truth never ends well.Not only is Emma a witch, she’s a Lovegrove witch, a bloodline known for its strength. Oh, and there’s also the little issue of insanity. One of the best things about this version of witchcraft is that it’s gender inclusive: dudes who wield magic are called witches too!

download (3)Paige Winterbourne – The Women of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong

First introduced early in the series, Paige doesn’t narrate an Otherworld book until Dime Store Magic. Paige wants to bring her coven into the modern age, but she’s struggling to shake up old traditions, and not just with the coven. She’s also been trying to discover a way for witches to perform wizard spells, which have typically been outside their abilities. But if you think changing the direction of an ancient establishment is hard, try being the single guardian of an orphaned 13 year-old witch. Paige has her work cut out for her with Savannah – especially when it turns out the moody teenager might actually be a magical prodigy. Yikes!